Sweden Lesson 1: getting on a train


Jostle with other people on the platform. As train arrives, manoeuvre self to correct part of platform for doors. As doors open, push self immediately on board. Under no circumstances wait for others to disembark. Under no circumstances. Once on train, use elbows to move toward seat. Sit down. Make no eye contact with anybody. 


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